Do you?  Let’s find out.

1. Are you over seventeen but still shopping in the junior section?
2. Do you have trouble lifting over five pounds?
3. Are skinny jeans baggy on you?
4. Does eating a grape make you feel full?
5. Do your shoulders make you look like the corpse bride?
6. Do you get drunk off of justapinch of anything?
7. Is your name Mischa Barton?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions just eat a sandwich.

Please.

Welcome to best eat a sandwich!

Now, you may be wondering “What is best eat a sandwich?”

Good question.

Best eat a sandwich was founded on Sunday September 4 2011 when we realized that sometimes you just need to eat a sandwich.

Why?  

Because to put it delicately that girl over there on the treadmill, walking down the street, or sitting in your class is too skinny.

 Eat a flippin’ sandwich.  It will make us all feel better.